Friday, March 8, 2013

Awards: Slim Pickins Edition

This week the posse is comin' a ridin' into town a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.

It's a-comin' for many folks in Kathy A's life:
  • The SILFH
  • The SILFH's ex-husband (who has power of attorney and doesn't want to use it, but does want Kathy A and her husband to act like they have it, which they don't) and
  • Her husband's interim boss, because "even though the office policy of beloved's workplace allows minor representation of family members, his interim boss told him he would be fireplacing fired if he did not get out of it, ASAP."
It's a-comin' for folks that Esperanza has to deal with:
  • The fireplacing insurance company and
  • The fireplacing pharmacy the fireplacing insurance company insists on using. Lord have mercy upon us, why the heck do those folks have to be so fireplacing STUPID?
And finally it's a-coming for Sue's immune system, which seems to have gone on vacation with no forwarding address. Sciatica and flu in the same week? Not cool, Sue's immune system. NOT. COOL.

Gather up yer cluesticks, pardners. We're moving out. YEEEEEHAW!

And until next week, I'm leaving you with this little gem from 1987. NSFW. And quite rude.


kathy a. said...

OK, you made me laugh!

esperanza said...

Thank you, Liz! I could have whined some more, but it would have been more of the same fireplacing thing. The big HR woman answered the phone today, I introduced myself, she said, "Oh, yes, good morning. I talked to you before." Good thing she's nice.

kathy a. said...

Just a reminder -- next up on Wednesday book club (the only jammie book club) is: 3/20/13 - Beekeeper's Apprentice, by Laurie R. King.