Friday, March 9, 2012
Twist and Shout Awards
Does this thing work? Who knows. We forge on ahead, belatedly, hoping this is an actual link to classic music.
Winning the Things Are Shaking Award is our dear Sarah, who has decided that "I am going to stop squashing the anger for a while. I might even figure out a time/place where I can scream a bit. ha!" You go, girl! We have your back.
The coveted Elevated Risk of Mullet Award goes to Experanza, who explained her A/W free brownie "was much needed after two (2) baboos fought me on every action on our get-ready-for-school list this morning. ugh. Hubby came out and asked what he could do. I said, 'Take them to school! Now!'" So been there and done that. We admire your powers of delegation.
Liz wins Best Whine Involving GS Cookies: "I want to eat Thin Mints, and Trefoils, and Samoas...but they are at home and I am at work. So I am eating Snickers Bars, which is not at all the same thing and is not helping." Hugs about the other strategy not really working so well. xoxo
Neighbor Lady wins both the Baking Prize and the Food Worries Solved Prize, by baking her delicious lemon curd in cookies. Baking kills germs, but in case of any lingering doubts, one should eat them all. Win, win!
Sue is Fashionista of the Week, for having so blissful a massage session that she both put her top on backwards, and embraced the cat motto: I meant to do that. She also gets a corsage for Humorous Misspelling, initially explaining the problem as a backwards skirt, which we all took to mean this was a really good massage. Jealousy abounds; expect visitors.
Cluesticks to tax things, workplaces, pickiness about getting a job done, germs and their effects on people, extra programs that drain one's soul, all the stoooopid crappy things during a divorce, slow-mo days, wrong fits for meds, people who misunderstand, and etc.
Onward and upward! Let's dance in the meantime.