Anyway, I would like to register a complaint with this global warming business. Look, the *only* thing that makes Texas summers bearable is the thought that in say...mid-March...we can gloat to those Northerners about our beautiful 80 degree weather, sunshine, green grass, and wildflowers. So if those Northerners have the exact same weather, then we're just left being insanely hot for 8 months of the year. Wait. Is this some sort of punishment for our governor-presidential candidate track record?
Ahem. Whines, pixies?