Grandparents and great-grandmother are here. On the one hand, that's nice to have help with the Baboos and resting time in bed. On the other hand, I do *not* want 93-yr-old to get sick. Silverware meddling aunt is supposed to arrive tomorrow. I just sent her a text explaining the situation.
I sincerely hope no other pixies are experiencing this calamity, but I know you have whines. Lay 'em on us.