Sarah at ratatat wins the Playdough
Violin for the constant, teeth clenching annoyingnesses. Pixie sympathy to you (yoga should be zen!),
and cluesticks to those who cross you, Sarah.
The Miracle of Life Award is
presented to kathy a, celebrating the anniversary of her oldest’s birth! Her
story of “trying to finish up one last case before maternity leave, [while] the
judge kept calling all the private lawyers so as not to waste their time [and I
was] timing contractions” was hysterical. Retrospective Pixie Blessings for her
friend – “who was also heavily pregnant at the time – waddl[ing] on up to the
bench and [saying], ‘your honor, if you do not call kathy's case, you are going
to witness the miracle of life right here in your courtroom.’"
Pixie celebrations for Sue, who
doesn’t have a headache. May it last forever!
Bon Voyage to kathy a’s Beloved, who
is doing great things “out of radar for your major flight tracking” and
Daughter, who is braving unfamiliar roads as she considers a new career.
Esperanza wins Old Skool this week,
for the Logic Model Problem of accessing early intervention services. May your
driving hither and yon be swift.
The Cluestick Posse is saddling up
to visit noisy gum chewers, and those seeking karmic retribution via a nasty
version of the telephone game and hearsay and gossip and hurtfulness.
See you all next week, when To Be
Announced will be hosting!
1 comment:
thank you, redzils!
my friend belongs in the Posse Hall of Fame. the judge was a confirmed j@ck@ss. just the week before, he asked me in open court -- in front of maybe 150 people i did and did not know -- about the outcome of a personal confidential gynecological procedure. it was a pleasant surprise when the judge later got tossed off the bench for something involving cocaine and hitting on a law student at a party. karma.
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