Saturday, June 14, 2014
Slightly Past-Due Awards
Don't really know what to do with a week like this, but passing the pizza and quantities of chocolate.
The Cluestick Posse shakes its collective fists at the Universe, and intends visits to less celestial offenders.
Congratulations to KLee's Offspring, on the occasion of graduating with much distinction! And perhaps a side of valium to get Mama through the transition summer.
Andy wins the coveted Elevated Risk of Mullet Award for: "The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness informs us that "'One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.'"
Good Luck to Miranda, with her new chunky business and an all-expense paid trip to the Mothership.
Seconds for Neighbor Lady.
The Burn-Free Vacation Success Award goes to Esperanza!
Queen of West Procrastination wins the Adventures With Canines Award, for a slight accident involving a previously unsullied baby item.
The Keepin' It Real in Politics Award goes to Candidate Liz, who gets our vote.
Sue wins the Burnout Be Gone Award, for making the most of a week off! Also, some sunglasses that will completely block inappropriate undergarments on the line.
Kudos to the Homeless Turtle Rescue crew!