And sprinklers, and swimming pools. Sharpie markers and good proof-readers. Beginning of school! Nice weather -- not too hot, not too gloomy. Excellent workshops. Naps! Functional appliances. Ice cream. Hugs. For everybody!
Cluesticks to over-excited doctors and invasive medical procedures, the suppliers of uncomfortable office chairs and incorrect literacy posters, and those who schedule school years in inconvenient ways.