I'm feeling decidedly uncreative, and I need to finish a sermon, so here is the Awards Show, boring version.
Elevated Risk of Mullet to Liz, a sentence I can hear myself saying at some future date: "they don't need my group for jury duty tomorrow. I was look[ing] forward to a day of reading on the government dime." (Liz corrected that herself, I just moved correction to the quotation. Attention, citation police).
And "Jury Duty Brings Sunshine and Happiness" to kathy a's daughter, however weird that may be. I guess she got to read.
Hugs, chocolate, and happy places to people with sisters-in-law, Work Albatrosses, secretaries, IEPs, divorces to finalize, and snow.
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A: The Whiner's Ball commences no later than Tuesday, and ends when Awards are given (usually Thursday in theory, but definitely before Monday).
Q: Awards? Really?
A: Yes, really. Traditional awards include Style [music, poetry, etc.], Old Skool [piddly little whines], and Elevated Risk of Mullet [funniest line in a whine], but other hand-crafted awards may be granted at the host's discretion, and nominations from commenters are encouraged.
Q: Can I whine about someone who just does not "get it"?
A: The Cluestick Posse is on hand for persons in need.
Q: Is there a mascot?
A: Ralph is the mascot.
Q: Are there other traditions I should know about?
A: The passing of virtual refreshments is appreciated.
Q: How did this all get started anyhow?
A: Phantom Scribbler was our muse and host for two years.
Q: What was the first prize ever awarded?
A: The Playdough Violin
2 comments:
I've spent the week being jealous of Kathy's daughter. Good luck with your sermon!!
thank you! lovely ceremony!
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